PSA: Do not try to date a DJ.
He dumped me from his jail cell…
He chose the worst place to take a girl with a broken foot.
When the paparazzi knows about your breakup before you.
Omg he’s going to be a DAD?!
When he stalks you and messages your friend he never met…
Even nerds can be douchebags. Who knew?
Cheap dates are the worst dates.
This guy thought it might be chill to cheat on national television.
This guy is either a magician or a cheat. You be the judge.
Lesson learned: Don’t ever, under any circumstances, date a Vegas promoter. #scum