PSA: Do not try to date a DJ.
He chose the worst place to take a girl with a broken foot.
When you see your crush and forget how to speak English.
When the comedy show becomes all about your first date…
Even nerds can be douchebags. Who knew?
Don’t ever, under any circumstance, talk politics on a first date.
Uhhhh, hey you gotta go now.
First date down! But he’s def not the one.
Cheap dates are the worst dates.
What do you want for Christmas? What? Not a gun?
Hey, can I pencil you in for a breakup?
Dating disaster: A worst nightmare is realized after a spray tan leaves its mark.