How to date a famous douchebag

So you meet a guy who’s kinda famous.

Maybe he isn’t A-List but he’s recognizable which means every single girl at the bar is trying to talk to him.

They’re saying, “OMG. My mom loves your movie so much!”

Or, “OMG I looked it up and our zodiac signs are compatible!”

That’s an example of what you DON’T DO.

The last person he wants to go home with is someone who is quoting his performance from his scene in Teen Beach Movie, okay?

You know what’s attractive to a famous guy? You not freaking out and acting differently around him because he’s famous.

Girls “fan girl” over him every day and he doesn’t want to go home with a fan girl.

What he does want is a real human that he can trust won’t run to TMZ for a check if they know something the general public doesn’t know.

The biggest mistake you can make in this situation is to act weird or overthink things.

Don’t try to brag about yourself or make yourself sound any cooler.

Just be normal, k?

And keep your fingers crossed you run into Justin Bieber.

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2 Comments Add yours

  1. *slow claps*

    For once, this term isn’t to be taken in a bitchy way. I actually laughed a little at this which is hard to do. I’ll be keeping an eye on your stuff, keep it up!~

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    1. Ahh thanks so much @bubblegumfangirl!! It means a lot! ❤

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