This week’s douchebag vocab of the week is: SITUATIONSHIP.
According to Urban Dictionary, a situationship is:
A relationship that has no label on it.. like a friendship but more than a friendship but not quite a relationship.
Me: Me and this guy have been talking for six months now.
Friend: Are you guys together?
Me: Its like were together but were not.. its more of a situationship that’s happening.
Another way of saying it is, “let’s just chill, hookup, and be confused about the fact that we’re not together but have actual feelings for each other. But let’s act single?”
So if the two of you don’t want to be in a totally committed relationship, chose the situationship route and everyone’s happy (maybe).
Rules of a situationship:
- Nothing too serious
- No meeting family
- No posting pictures together
- Not too many public outings
- No sappy texts, convos, etc.
Do you think this is the way of the future? Will everyone be in a situationship in five years? Let us know what you think in the comments below!