Grocery store douchebag

Let me set the scene…

It’s a girl’s night.

We’re all making dinner together and lots of random cute drinks we found¬†on Pinterest.

We all go to Trader Joe’s to prepare for our epic, lazy night and there’s two cute guys there obviously shopping for a taco night.

But we’re not stalkers.

We don’t talk to them in the store but as we’re packing up the car with random and sundry items, they stop by our car in their Maserati.

The Maserati was a nice touch.

Anyways, they talk to us for like 10 minutes and we exchange numbers.

They add us on Instagram and then the next day, one of the guys messages our girlfriend.

He said, “Hey! So fun meeting you girls last night…I didn’t get your number somehow…what do I have to do to get that?”

He sent this to our friend WHO WAS NOT WITH US THAT NIGHT.

She was actually in Vegas at the time dancing with Enrique Iglesias’s manager…we’ll tell you that story later.

So he clearly looked at our Instagrams, added our other cute friends and then messaged her like a total effing creep.

What a douchebag!!!!

But don’t worry, our friend made him feel like an idiot.

She said, “Lol…I’ve never met you before. Sounds like you met my friends, though. Aren’t they great? Maybe confirm before sending a creepy message next time!”

Ugh, douchebags.



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