The spray tan massacre

–All Dating Disasters are completely anonymous–

If you’re anything like me, you agree that everyone looks a little better bronzed.

I’ve been addicted to spray tans for a while now and most of the time, I love them.

But sometimes, spray tans backfire.

I went on a first date with this guy I thought was super cool. I was totally into him so we went out for drinks with his friends after we had dinner together.

I didn’t eat much on the date because, who does on a first date? I didn’t want to look like a slob.

Long story short, I didn’t have much food in my system and the drinks hit me fast and hard.

I ended up going back to his place and passing out.

The next morning I woke up dazed and confused and then almost screamed when I saw what I was laying on.

He had CRISP white bed sheets that were now orange as a tangerine.

I had gotten a spray tan the day before.

It looked like a murder scene-a murder scene where someone killed a bunch of oompa loompas.

I was laying in a fresh batch of spray tan and mortified.

The light of day was shining in the window and illuminating the now orange bed.

When I apologized and tried to joke about it, he said he didn’t even know something like a spray tan existed. Well, now he knows.

Needless to say, we haven’t spoken since and I’ve learned my lesson the hard way.

Shower after a spray tan for the love of God.

—Send in your Dating Disasters to datingadouchebag@gmail.com—

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